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Florida wants to change the state’s motto to attract younger people. They’re thinking about: "More than just a great place to die."
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I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
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I am pimping it out for you at the Academy Awards.
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