Joan Rivers Quotes

A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon.
- Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers Quotes - Making Love Quotes

Joan Rivers Quotes - Making Love Quotes

I said to my husband, "Why don’t you call out my name when we are making love?"
He said, "I don’t want to wake you up."
- Joan Rivers


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Joan Rivers Quotes

I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.
- Joan Rivers



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