tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14647025851311940392011-04-21T22:29:05.488-07:00Famous quotes by comic and funny lady Joan RiversQuoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.comBlogger151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-67540680547709131972007-05-02T17:46:00.001-07:002007-05-02T17:46:39.532-07:00<a href="http://home.worldnet.att.net/~quotations/">Famous Quotes - Famous Sayings</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-6754068054770913197?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-91622858626128182372007-03-17T01:00:00.000-07:002007-03-17T01:01:07.106-07:00Joan Rivers Quotes<br /><br />Quotes - Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes - Joan Rivers Quotes<br />I don’t exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he’d have put diamonds on the floor.<br />- Joan Rivers<br /><br /><a href="http://spelling.wordpress.com/" title="Spelling">Spelling</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-9162285862612818237?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-49517288575995614982007-02-25T09:00:00.000-08:002007-02-25T09:00:45.677-08:00<title>Funny Quotes - Joan Rivers Quotes</title><a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><br /><br /><br />Quotes - Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes - Joan Rivers Quotes<br />I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, "the man goes on top and the woman underneath." For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.<br />- Joan Rivers<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.freefind.com/find.html?id=7685396">Famous Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://www.quotescentral.com/index.php">Famous Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-4951728857599561498?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-76435185225398583842007-01-30T22:46:00.000-08:002007-01-30T22:47:38.084-08:00Quotes - Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes - Joan Rivers Quotes<br /><br />Florida wants to change the state’s motto to attract younger people. They’re thinking about: "More than just a great place to die."<br />- Joan Rivers<br /><br /><br /><br /><h1><a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Famous Quotes</a></h1><br /><br /><a href="http://woody-allen.blogspot.com/">Woody Allen Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-7643518522539858384?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-15127061778264015042007-01-14T10:09:00.002-08:002007-01-14T10:12:05.717-08:00Quotes - Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes - Joan Rivers Quotes<br /><br />I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.<br />- Joan Rivers<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Famous Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-1512706177826401504?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-48738549595730240392007-01-14T10:09:00.001-08:002007-01-14T10:09:55.759-08:00Quotes - Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes - Joan Rivers Quotes<br /><br />My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.<br />- Joan Rivers<br /><br /><a href="http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/">Funny Jokes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-4873854959573024039?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-21019824328963052402007-01-14T10:07:00.000-08:002007-01-14T10:08:57.456-08:00Joan Rivers Quotes<br /><br />I am pimping it out for you at the Academy Awards.<br />- Joan Rivers<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-2101982432896305240?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-56490715442827158342006-12-11T19:42:00.000-08:002006-12-11T19:43:27.676-08:00A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon.<br />- Joan Rivers<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-5649071544282715834?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-89855004658240578502006-12-11T19:40:00.000-08:002006-12-11T19:42:26.313-08:00Joan Rivers Quotes - Making Love Quotes<br /><br />I said to my husband, "Why don’t you call out my name when we are making love?"<br />He said, "I don’t want to wake you up."<br />- Joan Rivers<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://george-carlin.blogspot.com/">George Carlin Quotes</a> <a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a> <a href="http://woody-allen.blogspot.com/">Woody Allen Quotes</a> <a href="http://shakespearequotes.blogspot.com/">Shakespeare Quotes</a> <a href="http://home.att.net/~quotations/">Quotes</a> <a href="http://mary-richards.blogspot.com/">Mary Richards Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-8985500465824057850?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-12927057779695374862006-12-11T19:37:00.000-08:002006-12-11T19:40:05.259-08:00I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.<br />- Joan Rivers<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://oscar-wilde.blogspot.com/">Oscar Wilde Quotes</a> <a href="http://oscar-levant.blogspot.com/">Oscar Levant Quotes</a> <a href="http://henny-youngman.blogspot.com/">Henny Youngman Quotes</a> <a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Quotes</a> <a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-1292705777969537486?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-1646609577354765102006-11-30T17:26:00.000-08:002006-11-30T17:27:16.213-08:00A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.<br />- Joan Rivers<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://henny-youngman.blogspot.com/">Henny Youngman Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://quotations.home.worldnet.att.net/hennyyoungman.html">Henny Youngman Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-164660957735476510?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-18644164400728319412006-11-21T12:52:00.000-08:002006-11-21T12:54:06.010-08:00I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.<br />- Joan Rivers<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-1864416440072831941?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-84089094711916607982006-11-16T10:22:00.000-08:002006-11-16T10:23:40.760-08:00I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'<br />- Joan Rivers<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-8408909471191660798?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-15443582468966958742006-11-14T16:48:00.000-08:002006-11-16T10:24:32.232-08:00I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.<br />- Joan Rivers<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-1544358246896695874?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464702585131194039.post-27776594595877419052006-11-14T16:47:00.000-08:002006-11-16T10:25:20.263-08:00If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.<br />- Joan Rivers<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1464702585131194039-2777659459587741905?l=joan-rivers.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0